The Optimist's Workshop

My name's Ben, I love reading and being unnecessarily eloquent.
I am, if you couldn't tell, an optimist. Video games are fantastic.
My favorite shows are Doctor Who, Castle, and Sherlock. My browser background is Rainbow Dash.
I like climbing trees, playing gameboy, and eating. Especially eating. Food is the best thing.
“I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.”
Thu May 17

Whoa whoa whoa, we’re making am American Sherlock?

Let’s just have a looksee at the wiki page …

It presents a contemporary update of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes detective stories. It stars Jonny Lee Miller as Holmes and Lucy Liu as Watson.”


Sat May 12

a-hat-full-of-sky:

sugarcubemonster:

tomhiddlemethis:

Pusheen: The Avengers. 

(Fanart)

For a second I thought the beard on the Tony Cat was its smile and it scared the fuck out of me. omg. 

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Tom Hiddleston’s impersonations of Owen Wilson, Chris Evans and Samuel L. Jackson

(Source: chrisevansed, via geothebio)

Fri May 11
buddhaformoni:

princessickness:

karenamadof:

&ILOVEYOUTOO<3

SPREAD THE DAMN WORD

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! AWESOOOMMEEE!!

buddhaformoni:

princessickness:

karenamadof:

&ILOVEYOUTOO<3

SPREAD THE DAMN WORD

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! AWESOOOMMEEE!!

(via asidewalksymphony)

Thu May 3
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mockingfey:

not-good-with-computer:

dykelykeaboss:

precums:

literally the best commercial I’ve ever seen

crying like an idiot

Holy shit.

Woah. Fuck. Shit…

gah that’s way too beautiful

(Source: carlop, via hey-there-mr-blue)

Wed May 2

Fine!

I’m reading Homestuck! Happy?

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

neebles:

dreamingdusk:

kevinsano:

askstripey:

I am pretty sure someone thought of this already. BUT SINCE I HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET, I WILL POST IT.

I AM DYING

HOH SHET IT WORKS. ;w;

OH HEY Stamp on the Ground! ov o 

(via asidewalksymphony)

mishalmoorebloggyblog:

As seen on Facebook. (posted by Homestead Survival)
A sweet lesson on patience. A NYC Taxi driver wrote:I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes I honked again. Since this was going to be my last ride of my shift I thought about just driving away, but instead I put the car in park and walked up to the door and knocked.. ‘Just a minute’, answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor.After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90’s stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940’s movie.By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets.There were no clocks on the walls, no knickknacks or utensils on the counters. In the corner was a cardboardbox filled with photos and glassware.‘Would you carry my bag out to the car?’ she said. I took the suitcase to the cab, then returned to assist the woman.She took my arm and we walked slowly toward the curb.She kept thanking me for my kindness. ‘It’s nothing’, I told her.. ‘I just try to treat my passengers the way I would want my mother to be treated.’‘Oh, you’re such a good boy, she said. When we got in the cab, she gave me an address and then asked, ‘Could you drivethrough downtown?’‘It’s not the shortest way,’ I answered quickly..‘Oh, I don’t mind,’ she said. ‘I’m in no hurry. I’m on my way to a hospice.I looked in the rear-view mirror. Her eyes were glistening. ‘I don’t have any family left,’ she continued in a soft voice..’The doctor says I don’t have very long.’ I quietly reached over and shut off the meter.‘What route would you like me to take?’ I asked.For the next two hours, we drove through the city. She showed me the building where she had once worked as an elevator operator.We drove through the neighborhood where she and her husband had lived when they were newlyweds She had me pull up in front of a furniture warehouse that had once been a ballroom where she had gone dancing as a girl.Sometimes she’d ask me to slow in front of a particular building or corner and would sit staring into the darkness, saying nothing.As the first hint of sun was creasing the horizon, she suddenly said, ‘I’m tired.Let’s go now’.We drove in silence to the address she had given me. It was a low building, like a small convalescent home, with a driveway that passed under a portico.Two orderlies came out to the cab as soon as we pulled up. They were solicitous and intent, watching her every move.They must have been expecting her.I opened the trunk and took the small suitcase to the door. The woman was already seated in a wheelchair.‘How much do I owe you?’ She asked, reaching into her purse.‘Nothing,’ I said‘You have to make a living,’ she answered.‘There are other passengers,’ I responded.Almost without thinking, I bent and gave her a hug.She held onto me tightly.‘You gave an old woman a little moment of joy,’ she said. ‘Thank you.’I squeezed her hand, and then walked into the dim morning light.. Behind me, a door shut.It was the sound of the closing of a life..I didn’t pick up any more passengers that shift. I drove aimlessly lost in thought. For the rest of that day,I could hardly talk.What if that woman had gotten an angry driver,or one who was impatient to end his shift? What if I had refused to take the run, or had honked once, then driven away?On a quick review, I don’t think that I have done anything more important in my life.We’re conditioned to think that our lives revolve around great moments.But great moments often catch us unaware-beautifully wrapped in what others may consider a small one.

mishalmoorebloggyblog:

As seen on Facebook. (posted by Homestead Survival)

A sweet lesson on patience. 

A NYC Taxi driver wrote:

I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes I honked again. Since this was going to be my last ride of my shift I thought about just driving away, but instead I put the car in park and walked up to the door and knocked.. ‘Just a minute’, answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor.

After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90’s stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940’s movie.

By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets.

There were no clocks on the walls, no knickknacks or utensils on the counters. In the corner was a cardboard
box filled with photos and glassware.

‘Would you carry my bag out to the car?’ she said. I took the suitcase to the cab, then returned to assist the woman.

She took my arm and we walked slowly toward the curb.

She kept thanking me for my kindness. ‘It’s nothing’, I told her.. ‘I just try to treat my passengers the way I would want my mother to be treated.’

‘Oh, you’re such a good boy, she said. When we got in the cab, she gave me an address and then asked, ‘Could you drive
through downtown?’

‘It’s not the shortest way,’ I answered quickly..

‘Oh, I don’t mind,’ she said. ‘I’m in no hurry. I’m on my way to a hospice.

I looked in the rear-view mirror. Her eyes were glistening. ‘I don’t have any family left,’ she continued in a soft voice..’The doctor says I don’t have very long.’ I quietly reached over and shut off the meter.

‘What route would you like me to take?’ I asked.

For the next two hours, we drove through the city. She showed me the building where she had once worked as an elevator operator.

We drove through the neighborhood where she and her husband had lived when they were newlyweds She had me pull up in front of a furniture warehouse that had once been a ballroom where she had gone dancing as a girl.

Sometimes she’d ask me to slow in front of a particular building or corner and would sit staring into the darkness, saying nothing.

As the first hint of sun was creasing the horizon, she suddenly said, ‘I’m tired.Let’s go now’.
We drove in silence to the address she had given me. It was a low building, like a small convalescent home, with a driveway that passed under a portico.

Two orderlies came out to the cab as soon as we pulled up. They were solicitous and intent, watching her every move.
They must have been expecting her.

I opened the trunk and took the small suitcase to the door. The woman was already seated in a wheelchair.

‘How much do I owe you?’ She asked, reaching into her purse.

‘Nothing,’ I said

‘You have to make a living,’ she answered.

‘There are other passengers,’ I responded.

Almost without thinking, I bent and gave her a hug.She held onto me tightly.

‘You gave an old woman a little moment of joy,’ she said. ‘Thank you.’

I squeezed her hand, and then walked into the dim morning light.. Behind me, a door shut.It was the sound of the closing of a life..

I didn’t pick up any more passengers that shift. I drove aimlessly lost in thought. For the rest of that day,I could hardly talk.What if that woman had gotten an angry driver,or one who was impatient to end his shift? What if I had refused to take the run, or had honked once, then driven away?

On a quick review, I don’t think that I have done anything more important in my life.

We’re conditioned to think that our lives revolve around great moments.

But great moments often catch us unaware-beautifully wrapped in what others may consider a small one.

(via asidewalksymphony)

minniethelastspazzbender:

do you know how many times i’ve reblogged this and how many times i will again

BECAUSE NEITHER DO I

(Source: surelyfunkes, via asidewalksymphony)

Sun Apr 29
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littlepuddle:

kyrioib:

ndgo:

sheepsderp:

baturday:

Baby bat gets the hiccups

I’m screaming.
“I really did not mean to do that.” 

omg. im gonna fucking die.

…*kidnaps* 

OH MY GOD WHAT A SWEET PRECIOUS BABY

I’M GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER AND ADORABLE

(via asidewalksymphony)

Mon Apr 23
cleverdomain:

tellmesomethingaboutpoop:

assortedstufffuckyeah:

darckcarnival:

rrrinzler:

lizawithazed:

I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke.

Favourite pun.

Can’t not reblog.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking love this.

A rare reblog… for this is brilliant.

cleverdomain:

tellmesomethingaboutpoop:

assortedstufffuckyeah:

darckcarnival:

rrrinzler:

lizawithazed:

I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke.

Favourite pun.

Can’t not reblog.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking love this.

A rare reblog… for this is brilliant.

(Source: paronomaniac)

cleverdomain:

Holy crap, this is awesome! I hate to say that I don’t recognize the character itself, but I love the G&S reference either way. ^^

(Source: solheimr)

Fri Apr 20
saucy:

Recipes as venn diagrams.  I’d like this poster for my kitchen.

saucy:

Recipes as venn diagrams.  I’d like this poster for my kitchen.

(via newsworks)

Tue Apr 17